Funny Sermon Illustrations

Humor is essential in keeping your audience engaged. Try some of these funny stories or jokes.

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Knowledge vs WisdomKnowledge is knowing the tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting in your fruit salad... more>>>4 shiney stars
Help from GodA man caught in a terrible flood climbed on top of his house to avoid the rushing water and praye... more>>>4 shiney stars
Good for nothing"Ministers and Pastors are paid to be good.  You guys in the congregation... you... more>>>4 shiney stars
God Loves BlondesA blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial st... more>>>3.5 shiney stars
Dad can I borrow the carA teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his
father as to when they could... more>>>
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Chicken and PigThink about the last time you sat down to a cooked breakfast.  Bacon and Eggs. ... more>>>4 shiney stars
Bible economicsA teacher asked her accounting class: "Who do you think was the first businessman?"... more>>>4 shiney stars
Baptizing a drunkA man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in... more>>>4 shiney stars
Atheist National HolidayIn Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover Holy days. He hi... more>>>4 shiney stars
An important questionDuring my second month of nursing school, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious... more>>>4 shiney stars

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