Funny Sermon Illustrations

Humor is essential in keeping your audience engaged. Try some of these funny stories or jokes.

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Acts 2:38A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled b... more>>>No rating yet
Dad can I borrow the carA teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his
father as to when they could... more>>>
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God Loves BlondesA blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial st... more>>>3.5 shiney stars
Throw it in the riverA preacher was completing a temperance sermon.

With great expression he said, "If I... more>>>
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Help from GodA man caught in a terrible flood climbed on top of his house to avoid the rushing water and praye... more>>>4 shiney stars
Good for nothing"Ministers and Pastors are paid to be good.  You guys in the congregation... you... more>>>4 shiney stars
This is courageAt Oxford University, a student was studying Philosophy.  When it came time for the exam, th... more>>>4 shiney stars
What do you believeThe content of belief is important: Jonathan Whitfield was preaching to coal miners in Eng... more>>>4 shiney stars
An Atheiest in the WoodsAn atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees!
'What powerful river... more>>>
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Chicken and PigThink about the last time you sat down to a cooked breakfast.  Bacon and Eggs. ... more>>>4 shiney stars

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