Funny Sermon Illustrations
Humor is essential in keeping your audience engaged. Try some of these funny stories or jokes.
|A prayer for a new day||Dear Lord|
So far this year I've done well....
I haven't gossiped, I haven't... more>>>
|Acts 2:38||A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled b... more>>>||No rating yet|
|An Atheiest in the Woods||An atheist was walking through the woods.|
'What majestic trees!
'What powerful river... more>>>
|An important question||During my second month of nursing school, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious... more>>>|
|Atheist National Holiday||In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover Holy days. He hi... more>>>|
|Baptizing a drunk||A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in... more>>>|
|Bible economics||A teacher asked her accounting class: "Who do you think was the first businessman?"... more>>>|
|Chicken and Pig||Think about the last time you sat down to a cooked breakfast. Bacon and Eggs. ... more>>>|
|Dad can I borrow the car||A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his|
father as to when they could... more>>>
|God Loves Blondes||A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial st... more>>>|