Funny Sermon Illustrations

Humor is essential in keeping your audience engaged. Try some of these funny stories or jokes.

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A prayer for a new dayDear Lord

So far this year I've done well....

I haven't gossiped, I haven't... more>>>
Acts 2:38A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled b... more>>>No rating yet
An Atheiest in the WoodsAn atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees!
'What powerful river... more>>>
An important questionDuring my second month of nursing school, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious... more>>>
Atheist National HolidayIn Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover Holy days. He hi... more>>>
Baptizing a drunkA man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in... more>>>
Bible economicsA teacher asked her accounting class: "Who do you think was the first businessman?"... more>>>
Chicken and PigThink about the last time you sat down to a cooked breakfast.  Bacon and Eggs. ... more>>>
Dad can I borrow the carA teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his
father as to when they could... more>>>
God Loves BlondesA blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial st... more>>>

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