Funny Sermon Illustrations

Humor is essential in keeping your audience engaged. Try some of these funny stories or jokes.

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Our weakness and His strengthThe folklore surrounding Poland's famous concert pianist and prime minister, Ignace Paderewski, i... more>>>4 shiney stars
Pastor standing at the door and knockA new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners.  Al... more>>>4 shiney stars
What are you makingWhile visiting a Swiss town, an American businessman watched a man painstakingly carving the casi... more>>>4 shiney stars
Bible economicsA teacher asked her accounting class: "Who do you think was the first businessman?"... more>>>4 shiney stars
Throw it in the riverA preacher was completing a temperance sermon.

With great expression he said, "If I... more>>>
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This is goodI heard the story about a king in Africa who had a close friend with whom he had grown up. The frien... more>>>4 shiney stars
The Bible according to ChildrenThe cute statements below are said to have been written by actual students and are genuine, authe... more>>>4 shiney stars
Monkey TrapLegend has it that if you want to trap a monkey, you create a cage or box with a tiny slit just b... more>>>4 shiney stars
Dad can I borrow the carA teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his
father as to when they could... more>>>
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A prayer for a new dayDear Lord

So far this year I've done well....

I haven't gossiped, I haven't... more>>>
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