Funny Sermon Illustrations

Humor is essential in keeping your audience engaged. Try some of these funny stories or jokes.

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Management ConsultantsTo: Jesus, son of Joseph
Woodcrafter,
Carpenter shop,
Nazareth.

From Jorda... more>>>
3.5 stars
Knowledge vs WisdomKnowledge is knowing the tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting in your fruit salad... more>>>4 stars
This is goodI heard the story about a king in Africa who had a close friend with whom he had grown up. The frien... more>>>3.5 stars
An Atheiest in the WoodsAn atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees!
'What powerful river... more>>>
4 stars
Dad can I borrow the carA teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his
father as to when they could... more>>>
4 stars
Throw it in the riverA preacher was completing a temperance sermon.

With great expression he said, "If I... more>>>
3.5 stars
Baptizing a drunkA man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in... more>>>4 stars
God Loves BlondesA blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial st... more>>>3.5 stars
What are you makingWhile visiting a Swiss town, an American businessman watched a man painstakingly carving the casi... more>>>4 stars
Chicken and PigThink about the last time you sat down to a cooked breakfast.  Bacon and Eggs. ... more>>>4 stars

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