Funny Sermon Illustrations

Humor is essential in keeping your audience engaged. Try some of these funny stories or jokes.

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God Loves BlondesA blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial st... more>>>3.5 shiney stars
Good for nothing"Ministers and Pastors are paid to be good.  You guys in the congregation... you... more>>>4 shiney stars
Help from GodA man caught in a terrible flood climbed on top of his house to avoid the rushing water and praye... more>>>4 shiney stars
Knowledge vs WisdomKnowledge is knowing the tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting in your fruit salad... more>>>4 shiney stars
Management ConsultantsTo: Jesus, son of Joseph
Woodcrafter,
Carpenter shop,
Nazareth.

From Jorda... more>>>
4 shiney stars
Monkey TrapLegend has it that if you want to trap a monkey, you create a cage or box with a tiny slit just b... more>>>4 shiney stars
Our weakness and His strengthThe folklore surrounding Poland's famous concert pianist and prime minister, Ignace Paderewski, i... more>>>4 shiney stars
Pastor standing at the door and knockA new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners.  Al... more>>>4 shiney stars
The Bible according to ChildrenThe cute statements below are said to have been written by actual students and are genuine, authe... more>>>4 shiney stars
This is courageAt Oxford University, a student was studying Philosophy.  When it came time for the exam, th... more>>>4 shiney stars

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